Most times,
we get to see stories on the Internet. whether its true or not, its good to
pass around to everyone you know.
This is one
of those stories… the story was Written by a jaded ex-husband, it details a glorious
act of revenge taken on a lying, cheating wife upon the discovery of her affair
with another man.
The hubby
wanted to “discover” the affair in a way that would scar his soon-to-be ex-wife
for life — and so, on her birthday and with the help of unsuspecting friends
and family, he did just that.
She got
exactly what she’d asked for.
Unfortunately,
what happened after remains unknown, but judging by the husband’s gleeful storytelling,
everything turned out exactly as he’d hoped.
Read the
story Below:
So I had a
feeling she was cheating, as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly
laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked.
Needing to stay late every night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers
said she left hours ago.
When I asked
her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did
to each other at the office all the time.
The last
straw when I knew something was definitely up was when she went out “to get milk”
at 11:30 at night and didn’t come back until 2 in the morning.
Now if there
are any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience,
it’s if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private
investigator.
They’re good
at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later
divorce.
Fast-track
to her birthday, several months down the road.
Now I know
what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her
and did it really need to be on her birthday?
The answer
to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to
my lawyer, as well as time to make arrangements to find a new place to live,
etc. The answer to your second question is – of course it had to be on her birthday.
You see,
after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather
insistant (sic) on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work
anyways and didn’t want to be reminded she was aging.
So I know
something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden
in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have
done.
I leave and
go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I
call up her
mother, father, sister and several of her friends.
I tell them
how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into our room with party streamers,
kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun, right?! Well, boy was it.
I had
everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in
the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m
reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be.
I put my key
in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards
the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from
ear to ear.
Well as I
throw open the door, we all yell surprise!
But the
surprise was on us and there was my wife, b**t naked with her lover staring at
us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout.
I pretend
like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling
at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while
the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.
Needless to
say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.
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