When i
graduated from University of Uyo i was so positive I would still be in close
contact with my cliques (Pàty, Fàshé, Imà) and my peanut butter(Eñø) but NYSC
came along and threw us to different part of the country.
I braced
myself to the challenges awaiting me at Anambra, during the three weeks in camp
i flirted between the Band and the Dance & Drama group, caused plenty of
trouble in my Platoon which I nicknamed "Three Plantain" had great
buddies like Francis a.k.a J.S.Park whom i nicknamed "Grass
cutter"(but na joke o!),Jude a.k.a J-Slim,Hon Kay,Femi,Aity,Amos 33(my
real nigga that sees visions each time he hits the bottle),had the 'best' hall
in camp(Independence Hostel),couldn't pass out faeces for two weeks which Amos
33 declared 2 days deliverance for me,i courted Sèyí invited her to mammy
market but she brought company along(bad market ba),liked Eñìølã (but she was
too spirikoko).
I remember
our variety night I was General Gowon(the name followed me throughout service)i
wore a full military khaki 1st in my life(boy my head swell dat night),camp was
so fun but the parades & early morning devotions are too much troubles for
us especially our state coordinator (Ayama Supepe! she can wori).
My PPA was a girls secondary school (dey said
bobs i go give ppl children belly) till i left the school I didn't have any
nkechi or chiamaka as concubine ( dem say my English dey scatter deir head),I was
in constant fight with my HOD(fellow corpers said it was love! such love), i
stayed with the RCCF(Redeemed Christian Corpers Fellowship) before i moved to
my apartment(Evon Lounge) had a great neighbour (Chef Lèmbãýö) who can cook for
Africa while in the Redeemed family house i was that brother that doesn't wanna
serve to God with all of him,i met befriended & eventually dated a sister there(Olola
Mi) some other sisters beefed our union, I had a special Friday evenings spot
which i fellowship with my guy "Swãggü"(Y junction assembly),went to
mbaukwu every weekend hooked up with greats fams(Cøøzèý, Xris,Làidé(who
nicknamed me Starchie coz i can starch
eh),Nsqüãré, Lãdý Gbãský-my NYSC official wife) at Ezeike high school.
CDS was fun coz all we had to do was bring out
the drums and make plenty of noise, I did become the general secretary of my
CDS group had crazy peeps like Tãìýe, Yømì, Nèýø, Utý,
Efècíøüs,Newton,Alata(Uncle bear bear) as batch B frontiers.
I chased two girls in publicity CDS (Becca
& Dãrbý) dem tire 4 me,every Thursday was my hugging day(I can hug eh especially
those endowed girls chai i miss dem gehls). Service ended amidst
tears,relationships got the boots(especially for boys in my batch who had girls
in other batch),i forgot to collect phone numbers of girls with potentials,i
lost all my passing out pictures.
I went to my
1st interview 3months after service got my 1st job few days after, I
met great peeps at Vconnect (Franklin, Alex, Afeez, Meed, Raymond, Yinka aka
Presido, Mr FM, Maxwell, Mrs Aramide,Alobam, Huh!, Vivian & The Best Choice
Ladies)& i liked a lady from a distance whom my colleague franklin
nicknamed "Dark Bae”, mimicked my Indian boss only to find him behind me.
Mehn am missing my 2013/2014 adventures wished
i can get 1week both of my university days and my anambra conquest...Hmmmmm.so
for my mind now i dey write best seller abeg who sabi any publisher. # No
orijin to sip today.
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