Open letter to President Muhammadu Buhari

Dear PMB, everyone is writing open letter upandan so i decided to write one.

First of all sir, it appyas this your kwaraption fight wasn't WWE as we expected, EFCC are just pursuing people upandan and recovering money yet nothing to show at the end of the day.

Sir, if you come to Lagos especially when you are in a danfo, your name is a conversation starter and the Lord's chosen pipu have turn your name to prayer point. Infact if sombori make mistake and mention APC change at mile 12 market that sombori can land at general hospital. Walahi!

PMB sir, adonbliv it took you six month to locate those people you gave portfolio as minister. I am not understanding!.

Uncle Bubu, are you aware our abi the minister for National planning Udo Udoma doesn't know the country's debt profile and town crier Lai Mohammed doesn't know anything apart from GEJ's name and be shouting change begins with you upandan.

Fine and foreign accent aunty Kemi Adeosun who is an alumni of University of East London and studied there when it was a Polytechnic has alongside Uncle Emefiele has driven the economy bus into recession. Which hasn't happened in 27 years and now some people are afraid to marry.

Uncle bear bear Adebayo Shittu, minister for communication said; I am a politician not an expert, I can't tell you if NCC was wrong or right at a public forum😬😬😬. Hon minister o!

The wan that is paining me is red beret Solomon Dalung. I used to think he was taking Osogbo weed but have confirmed he smokes Ukwuani weed garnished with alligator pepper.

Uncle PMB, are you aware Solo said he can't pay Super Eagles because he didn't expect they would win the competition. It is clear sir that the red beret takes away his sense of reasoning. Plix tell him to leave that youth solidarity something e work not. He should goan enrol in evening school he has shortage of sense.

And sir i would advice you for the sake of national and public importance to send those aforementioned members of your kitchen cabinet to School of Continuing Education sir, University of Uyo can accommodate them because that school is confam rehabilitation centre.

Shebi, you're aware US, Austria, the Gambia and Ghana have all gone to polls and the results were shocking. Nigerians haff joined bad gangs o!. 2019 wee soon come and those people singing "change the change" wee soon wake up and kwaraption wee gbe the economy soke.

Chapter chairman, Bachelor's council of Nigeria and Chief gidi hustler.