Etcetera writes on Caitlyn Jenner. Read below...
And that’s how Bruce Jenner unveiled his new identity,
leaving his male identity behind with Caitlyn.” Trust
Nigerians not to be left behind in the gossip and buzz
it generated. A female presenter with the not-so-Cool
FM station in Lagos, known for her fake German-
American-Arabian-Indian-Chinese-French-Yoruba
accent was like, “Oh my gosh”, so Bruce Jenner is now
Caitlyn Jenner? “What the hell is going on?!
Abegii, Nigerians should stop feigning surprise like
they’ve not seen or heard anything like this before.
You all should stop acting like we don’t have our own
Denrele Edun or Charly Boy. Mscheeeeeewww!!! –
Is it because Bruce or Caitlyn (whatever she is called now)
finally had enough balls to pluck off her penis? Its just a
matter of time, Denrele will be woman enough to pluck off his
too and give us something new to talk about aside from his
Nkechi-like hairdo. I don’t think it should even be in our news
that Caitlyn Jenner is now a transgender? There are
thousands of them in America.
They infused the word in our vocabulary and it has become an
umbrella term for people whose gender identity differs from
the sex they were assigned by God. An American transgender
described Caitlyn as the “Change” that America champions.
Which is why America is always ahead of the rest of the
world. Hahahahaha! Change indeed.
HELLO!!!! can someone tell that American transgender or
transsexual or whatever she is that the slogan for the new
government in Nigeria is “CHANGE?” Lol.
We’ve had Denrele since and we didn’t see him as change…
Maybe someone should show her Denrele’s pictures so that
she’ll will be aware that Nigeria is catching up with them?
Jesus Christ! Is this what being westernized is all about?
Isn’t this madness? Ok, maybe Denrele is not a full
transgender yet. He is still lingering in the purgatory of
transvestites. Isn’t that the term for those who enjoy dressing
as the opposite sex? Or should we refer to him as a cross-
dresser for now until he finally plucks off his balls?
Does it look like Denrele will eventually pluck off his balls?
Yes, eventually he will. It is just a matter of time. We are
already used to his lipsticks, heels and Nkechi hairdo. And of
course he’s already been a poster girl for Nigerian magazines
for as long as i can remember. The same poster girl that
Bruce “oh sorry” Caitlyn Jenner has dreamt of becoming since
he/she was a child.
Shit!!! – How do you write an article about Denrele and Bruce/
Caitlyn Jenner if you keep identifying them by the wrong
gender pronoun? Am i going to be saying “sorry” whenever i
make mistakes like, “He looks hot,” or “she looks hot.”?
The American system has made it impossible to mention
Bruce and balls in the same sentence. Like Caitlyn Jenner, are
we soon going to start using words like vagina and clitoris for
Denrele and Charlie boy too? I pray we never get there. Our
society don’t deserve such cruelty and madness. Denrele and
Charlie boy for society’s sake, please keep your balls.. Lol…
Lawmakers, we need a little help here. Can you guys please
give us something to stop Denrele, uncle Charlie boy or any
other Nigerian from de-balling themselves now or anytime in
the future? Like the 14 years all expense paid vacation in
hotel kirikiri for gays, the lawmakers should do something
about transgenders now before Denrele goes from Denrele
Edun to Folashade Anuoluwapo Edun or Charlie boy to Chinelo
Nkemjika Oputa.
Bruce Jenner is no longer a man proves that America has
gone mad. Same as Denrele and uncle Charlie boy proves that
we’ve allowed the west to influence us wrongly. These guys
have been the butt of jokes and the source of rumor and
speculation for years, as their appearances became more
feminine. They need our prayers now more than ever.
As for Bruce Jenner, He needs Jesus. Without Jesus, he is
hopeless—regardless of whether he struggles with gender
identity or not. Eternity is a small and rapidly decreasing
number of heartbeats away and he will live in hell, as Bruce
Jenner, not Caitlyn, for trillions of years (forever) in horrifying,
unending torment, with a never-ending panic attack.
The same goes for everyone who is reading this and has been
chasing a different identity from that which God has given
you. Hell is your future. You will live in terror. This is the
truth.
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