1. The
Chatterbox
This is the
woman who never shuts up, barely stopping to breathe. Seemingly only concerned
about what is going on in her life, she always has to make a comment about
everything and dominates conversations.
2. The
Desperate Chick
This type of
woman will seem fantastic at first, until she starts talking about your wedding
location, how many kids she wants and the name of your future dog–right after
the first date! When a woman advances WAY faster than normal,watch out. She
NEEDS a man so bad that she’s willing to put anybody in that slot, even the
homeless guy on the corner.
3. The
Overly-Critical Woman
Anything you
do for this type of woman is simply not good enough. Nothing seems to work unless
it is done according to her standards. Anything that is said by anyone will be
quickly taken out of context to become some sort of insult or some reason to
wage war against the world. This type of woman has plenty of emotional baggage
and will make you an angry and bitter person as there will be nothing but
misery with her.
4. The Bimbo
This type of
woman can’t obtain a GED but has managed to secure a PhD in the science of the
bedroom. This is an intellectually challenged woman who looks great but, in all
honesty, shouldn’t open her mouth. Her skills are unquestionably only rooted in
the physical realm and unless you’re just after one-night stands, you do not
want to bring a stupid girl home to meet Mom and Dad. The majority of girls you
see on the streets everyday fall into this category,
5. The High
Maintenance Chick
If this type
of woman breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive
her to the salon immediately. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and
she expects to be treated like one at all times. She has expensive taste and
expects you to shower her with only the best things and take her out to posh places
on a regular basis. If you don’t have a lot of money and a penchant for luxury,
don’t even bother.
6. The
Clingy Girl
This woman
is a nuisance who can’t go anywhere or do anything without the company of her
man. She’ll adopt your interests, calls 20 times a day and fly off the handle
anytime she’s not around to monitor your behavior. This type of woman will
smother any chance of you missing her by insisting that you spend every waking
moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant
amount of time with anyone else.
7. The
Baby’s Mama
This woman
has a great physique, great personality and her toes are pretty too! There’s
only one problem–she’s got a pretty large amount of children with assorted
“baby-daddy’s”, and when women like this get desperate, any and every guy has
the potential to be “daddy.” This woman got knocked up by somebody that she was
supposedly in love with, and not only is she a bad judge of character, she’s
GROSSLY irresponsible. The same guys that are “jerks” now are the same guys she
once thought the world of and had unprotected sex with.
8. The Gold
Digger
The
Gold-Digger will compliment you on your expensive watch, ask you what kind of
car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live and so on. Like the
high maintenance woman, the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy,
she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly
if your cash flow runs out and you can’t take her shopping anymore. These types
of women will just suck your wallet dry and leave you emasculated. Fortunately,
you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She wants to write out
the names of all her designer items and post it on Instagram, Twitter and
Facebook.
9. The Club
Girl
Club girls
are nothing more than fantasy women who have been practically living in bars
and clubs since they hit the legal drinking age. They have beautiful faces with
full lips, big doe eyes, great legs, and all the curves you could ever ask for.
The problem in dating these women is that they love to wear clothes that show
off their great assets not just to you, but to every Tom, man-hood and Harry on
the street. A woman like this may be carefree and wild; however, once you take
a closer look, you’ll realize that her entire life is a party and most nights
will end with her puking in your car. Or waking up hungover, in some guy’s bed
in the morning.
10. The
Feminist
This type of
woman can never be pleased by a man and she believes that men are the cause of
all the pains and suffering of society. It is her strong belief that women are
much more intelligent than men and are capable of doing things “the right way”.
You don’t want to waste any time with this type of woman because anything that
you do willalways be negative to her.
Ladies, your
take on this article?
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